Vojkan Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Čak je Čak, čak i kad nije Čak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted October 16, 2010 Author Share Posted October 16, 2010 Chuck Norris odsluzio dozivotnu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Raša Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Šta Chuk radi u Zemunu? -Šta mu se kaže!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debeli sremac Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 koliko Cak Noris moze da upeca sarana na jedan stap ? sve ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceva Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 sta bi bilo kad bi Cak Noris dosao u Srbiju Iskopao bi metro za jedan dan i napravio tri mosta, u pauzi za rucakKad bi se vozio prevozom i vozac i kontrolori bi morali da kupe kartu.Naterao bi šešelja da kaže „r”Smeo bi da se šepuri po Zemunu. Jedini bi smeo u Zvezdinom dresu da dode na južnu tribinu. Uspeo bi da preživi od prosecne plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceva Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Bog je hteo da stvori zemlju za 10 dana, Čak Noris mu je dao 6Chuck Norris ne nosi sat.... On odlučuje koliko je sati! Ulazi Čak Noris u kafic i kaze: "Ljudi ogreb'o sam Audi!" A onaj celavi mu odgovara: "Ako brate,ako..." Samo je Čak Noris jednom uspeo da pobedi Miskovica na tenderu ! U osnovnoj shkoli, Čak Noris je slao učiteljicu u cošak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted October 18, 2010 Author Share Posted October 18, 2010 Cak Noris moze da odmuti kajganu!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nesha Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 cak noris vozi kola uzbrdo na ler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest max90 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Cak Noris ne radi sklekove , on odguruje zemlju od sebe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krle Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Jedino cak noris moze da napravi rostilj pod vodom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debeli sremac Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Jedino cak noris moze da napravi rostilj pod vodoma ne jebes cak norisa ...sundjer bob pece rostilj pod vodom a Cecine suze padaju na gore !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smrki Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smrki Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 EKREM,,http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7756/3velikana.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiki Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Sta radi Cak u kadi punoj kljucale vode? Ladi j.ja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted November 4, 2010 Author Share Posted November 4, 2010 Chak Noris se izvinjava svima koje je preksinoc probudio - ispao mu je teg dok je vezbao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smrki Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/9097/73204167113450781715210.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane76 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 chak noris je sam sebe drzao na krstenju Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 Chuck ima tri sina jedinca!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krle Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 - Chuck Norris na facebook-u ima više prijatelja neg što facebook ima članova! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cukarp Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Kad Chuck Noris jede kikiriki on tacno zna ko je Kiki a ko Riki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/1438/caksrbin.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Chuck Norris 'ladi jaja u vreloj vodi. Kako ce zove prasuma u kojoj je Cak Noris radio kao drvoseca? Sahara. Kada medved sretne Chuck Norrisa, medved legne i pravi se mrtav. Chuck Norris je oteo vanzemaljce. Chuck Norris špagetama jede štapiće. Chuck Norris je jedini koji je uspio pokrenuti Windowse klikajući na "Shut down". Chuck Norris je poslan iz budućnosti da zaštiti Terminatora. Chuck Norris je pucao iz topa, kad mu se rodila keva! Chuck Norris je rekao Mladiću da mu više ne izlazi na oči. Chuck Norris je ispričao lovačku priču po istinitom događaju. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 I najnoviji" Cak je uspeo da udje traktorom u Beograd!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black shadow Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Chuck Noriss ima vikendicu u centru grada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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